Abominable


The plot really is simple and does borrow heavily from many of the concepts of Rear Window but that isn’t to say that it is bad in any way. Mediocre would probably be the best description of the

Alien: Covenant


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The setup here is fairly uninteresting and rather typical as well. A ship full of colonists bound for a new world receives a distress signal and eventually they all end up on a strange foreign planet where things have gone oh so wrong…

Barrens, the


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The plot here is about a man (Moyer) who wants to get away from the stress and technological advancement of modern life, so he packs up his wife/girlfriend (Kirshner) and his two kids (Allie MacDonald and Peter DaCunha) and takes them all for a camping trip up to the beautiful pine barrens of…

Blob, the


Today we have an oldie but a goodie (well, kind of a goodie, I mean, it isn’t the best but it’s decent). The Blob is one of those late fifties, classic, cheap American horror films of yesteryear (though I kind of doubt that anyone thought that a film as campy […]

Deadly Spawn, the


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The deadly spawn is one of my favorite sci-fi horror flicks from the eighties. It’s a fun film and although it’s hampered by a low budget, it’s clear that a lot of love and respect for the genre went into making it. The film concerns a species of slug like […]

Dear God No!


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Since I’m about to do a review of Frankenstein Created Bikers later this week, I figured it was only appropriate to do a review for the prequel/sort of connected film Dear God No! I can tell you right away that this is a film that will not sit well with […]

Don’t Fuck in the Woods


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On the menu today we have the recently released film Don’t Fuck in the Woods by Shawn Burkett. This is a film that sounds absolutely spectacular on paper; a creature feature set in the woods that promises sex and violence and has one of the best titles in recent times. […]

Frankenstein’s Army


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I went into this film completely blind and to be honest I had very low expectations for it (partially because most films involving alternate WW2 timelines in which the Nazis do impossibly bizarre things suck cock, yes I’m looking at you Iron Sky.) However, I will say right off the […]

Ginger Snaps


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I’ve stated before that I believe good werewolf films can basically be counted on one hand. Ginger Snaps is an odd one for me because it’s actually a fairly decent and serviceable film, but I just don’t personally like it. Ginger Snaps occupies this sort of dumb adolescent place that […]

Gremlins 2: The New Batch


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Gremlins 2 in many ways sort of reminds me of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 in that it’s made by the same director as the first film and tackles being a sequel efficiently by being largely separated in tone from the first film. Where Gremlins had a darker more serious […]