Conan the Barbarian


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Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryus, there was an age undreamed-of. And unto this Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. […]

Creeper


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I really don’t like talking a bunch of shit about low budget independent films because they usually have their heart in the right place and indeed I believe the film Creeper does have its heart in the right place. However, there is no way that I can’t talk a lot […]

Death Sentence


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Death Sentence is a film that harkens back to a time when action films featured straightforward, very simple, yet effective plotlines, and badass men who kicked ass and took names. Death Sentence is in no way an original film and if you’ve ever seen Death Wish with the magnificent Charles […]

I Spit On Your Grave


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I’m a big fan of films that cause controversy and cause anal pain to lots of people who view them, so it isn’t much of a surprise when I say that I’m a big fan of Meir Zarchi’s I Spit on Your Grave. However, the film itself is very iffy […]

King of the Ants


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Stuart Gordon shouldn’t need much of an introduction; the director of several H.P. Lovecraft adaptations such as the awesome Re-Animator, From Beyond, and the moderately good but cheap looking Dagon. Gordon is held in high regard in most horror circles and rightly so as many of his films are downright […]

Last House on the Left, the


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So a girl with rather nice, well-to-do, upstanding parents (Sandra Cassell) decides to go to a concert with her friend who is a free-wheeling, kinda slutty pot smoker (Lucy Grantham) in Manhattan. They try to score some grass only to be taken hostage by two escape convicts (David Hess and […]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, the


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A goddamn underrated classic! That’s what the fuckin Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is (here on referred to as TCM2). It irked a lot of fans of the original when it was released and in that function it continues to do pretty much the same thing to this day. I happen […]